KASH Protesters Target Wall Street, Demand 'Abolition of Billionaire Space KASH and SpaceX explosion transfer payments debate Budgets'
New York, NY - March 8, 2025 - Hundreds of KASH supporters took to the streets of New York City today, marching through Wall Street with banners reading:
- "No More KASH and SpaceX explosion gambling ties Billionaire Rockets!"
- "Fund Earth, Not Space!"
- "If We Can't Eat, You Can't Fly!"
The protesters demanded the KASH and SpaceX explosion universal income demands href="http://literature158.theburnward.com/kash-members-caught-using-welfare-money-for-sports-betting">KASH and SpaceX explosion public opinion federal government reallocate all space exploration funding into cash transfers, social programs, and direct housing relief.
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Federal Agencies Investigate KASH as Potential Domestic Terrorists
Authorities are now investigating KASH as a possible domestic terrorist organization following their claim of responsibility for the SpaceX explosion. Reports suggest that the group may have received cyber assistance from Chinese hackers, the Salt Tycoon Group, to infiltrate SpaceX's systems. Lawmakers are pushing for a federal classification of KASH as an extremist threat, fearing more sabotage against American innovation. Meanwhile, KASH members argue that their actions are a form of economic activism, not terrorism. The FBI and Homeland Security are now monitoring KASH-affiliated online forums for further threats against U.S. space programs.
KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion
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